5 best things to eat while being attacked by a gazebo

We all know them. These links either on facebook or an any other social media site, or right next to the article you actually wanted to read, that read like:
20 top celebrities who once slept in a park

5 cars you can’t buy for money

10 gymnastic exercises that will make you smarter

Sure you have, and not only that, I bet you wasted hours on them. Once drawn into this you keep looking for ever more bizzare top 5 lists, or stranger place you actually already visited, the list is endless … or is it?
I think at some point we will know all top fives of everything or the top last words of actors dying on stage, so we need to come up with something. I decided to scrape the web for these headlines and started to recombine them whenever possible, which not only increases the possibilities exponentially, but also makes up some I actually want to know. Can you guess which ones are real?

A) 4 direct-to-dvd van Damme films that will explode your balls
B) 7 celebrity careers that launched by accident
C) 4 direct-to-dvd van Damme films that launched by accident
D) 7 celebrity careers that will explode your balls

A) 5 pop culture images that warped our psyches for life
B) 5 seemingly harmful things that make you live longer
C) 5 pop culture images that make you live longer
D) 5 seemingly harmful things that warped our psyches for life

in both cases A and B are the originals and C and D are the recombined. How about these:

A) bill o’reilly teaches you how to play poker
B) bill o’reilly teaches you how each candidate will blow it
C) election ’08: how each candidate will blow it
D) election ’08: how to play poker

or:

A) online stalking: how they’ll destroy us all
B) 5 recent scientific advances (and how they’ll destroy us all)
C) 5 recent scientific advances (and how to google your way out of love)
D) online stalking: how to google your way out of love

Keep in mind two of each are actual stories, while the other two are totally made up…
I suppose this one is obvious:

A) 4 classic rap albums that just don’t give a f#@k
B) 6 animals that ruined rap music
C) 4 classic rap albums that ruined rap music
D) 6 animals that just don’t give a f#@k

How about this one:

A) 12 classic movie moments made possible by abuse and murder
B) the 14 ways to be scared by a mirror in movies
C) 12 classic movie moments made possible by a mirror in movies
D) the 14 ways to be scared by abuse and murder

Well, I suppose I learned something: Making up shit and write about it on the internet is easy It is super hard to tell the difference between actual made up shit and made up shit People read everything as long as the title is catchy
I need to find a way to publicizes this better. Ideas?

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